Spend time at your barren office...

That's right. If you're like me and the majority people in the office are Jewish, what a great way to spend time on Yom Kippur! Blast your music as loud as you can and make the one or two other gentiles irritated with you... why the hell not, right? They're just programmers!

Boy oh boy what fun Yom Kippur can be!

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I'm so lonely.