Lunch fail...

Well. I guess all my favorite places to eat today are closed.

Here I am with my lunch:

Man, I gotta convert... or move to Ohio... I bet in Ohio people think Yom Kippur is some sort of T.V. Dinner... man... Ohio, am I right guys?

I'll just go to my favorite Kosher deli!

That's what I'll do!

Who needs friends when you have food, right! Isn't that how a lot of people live! I've watched enough Rachel Ray to know that that's true.

So ta for now! I'm off to get some food from my favorite Kosher deli down the street!

See you all later blog-o-sphere!

Call your friends to see if they want to get lunch...

Yep! Friends! That's what holidays are all about!

A great way for a non-Jewish guy to connect with his friends on Yom Kippur is to call them up and ask if they want to go grab some lunch with them! Talk about what the holiday means over a nice soup or sandwich!

That's what I'll do...

Oh wait...

Well that was an epic failure. Who fasts for a holiday? I just gorge myself on every christian holiday. I thought that's what holidays were.

I'm still lonely.

Spend time at your barren office...

That's right. If you're like me and the majority people in the office are Jewish, what a great way to spend time on Yom Kippur! Blast your music as loud as you can and make the one or two other gentiles irritated with you... why the hell not, right? They're just programmers!

Boy oh boy what fun Yom Kippur can be!

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I'm so lonely.